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الحمام زمان قبل عصر السخان 😂😂

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09 يوليو 2022

الحمام زمان قبل عصر السخان 😂😂😂 والله ايام زمان احلي ايام كانت ربنا يرحمه ويجعل مثواه الجنه يارب يا امي يا اغلي حاجه في حياتي امينتكلم في الحمام زمان قبل عصر السخان 😂😂😂 تمسك الفوطه وتفرك بيها جسمك كله في رأسي بأحس أن شعري بيطلع ف الفوطه😳 ولازم جسمي يبقى لونه أحمر وإلا تعيد التنشيف😟 بعد الحمام تطلع تبص على نفسك في المراية والبخار طالع من جسمك كأنك حله بخار 😩 صوابعي مش حاسس بيها ولون الجسم أبيض واحمر من كثر الدعك 😢 تلبيس الهدوم 😲 راسك قد رقبه التيشرت خمس مرات وعايزه تدخلها بالعافيه بتلبس أول تيشيرت وثاني تيشيرت..😲👕 ويا ويلك لو الكم فلت منك تقولك ( إقفل كمّك عشان تلبس الزفت الثاني ) نيجي لتسريح الشعر 🙇 وحفاظا على تنظيف الراس من الشوائب .. بتغرز المشط ف راسك كأنها بتحرت الأرض وطبعا في احتمال إن أسنان المشط توصل لمخك والمصيبه بقى لو كانت فلايه 😂😂😂😂 إللي هايضحك أكيد مجرب😹😹

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